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  1. Shockey Wren

    “If you had told me three years ago that I could own not one but TWO mandolins” had me rolling.

  2. The toast

    Similar looking end result as you Brian, but honestly I have two fuckin steps, Put in Marc Anthony Shampoo, wash it out, put in conditioner, let it sit for a while, wash it out, apply raw unfiltered air for like an hour badabing badaboom I've got a full head of wavy curly ass hair and I feel stupid and ignorant.

  3. The Dynast Queen

    This painfully reminds me of when my only White friend who looked and sounded like Alphonse Elric of FMA (2003, not Mangahood yes there's a difference) cut his luscious long hair and I almost cried. I was living vicariously through his hair as mine can't grow that long with such ease (plus HE WAS MY ALPHONSE!) and his mom ended that fantasy for both of us T__T

  4. combogalis

    Me, on episode 2: Oh he's gonna try to give it an actual plot of some sort? But it's so silly I can't take it seriously. Me, on episode 7: Why can't I stop crying and replaying the video?

  5. Psudopod

    I want at least 40% of this video’s profits for you basing this on my life without my permission >:(

  6. Schehrzade

    Wait how does the hair at the end look so good

  7. Meatballs Yes 2

    An actual ad about this was on this video

  8. combogalis

    Orange guy has been absent since he stormed off after BDG said you can step touch to any song since it's in 4/4, and now that it's in 6/8 he's back and super good at waltzing.

  9. The Green Paper

    Slimecicle is that you?

  10. warrior ninja

    This can be a script for a great movie 😮😮😮😮

  11. Debra Young

    The meek avenue specially kick because lung incidentally instruct on a equable wolf. hungry, shy blow

  12. FifthCents

    Wait...unemployed? Did Polygon fire/lay you off? Update: I see he said he left, ready for more content here Brian! Polygon has seemed particularly dry lately. Brian is the only creator at Polygon that had the wit and charm necessary to get me to click on anything they did videowise. Too bad he's leaving only a couple years after the McElroy's left. I don't believe Polygon has anything left now, aside from overly cranky SJWs and expressionless ad robots. Guess I'll have to find a new game site.

  13. VictorHugoVideos

    Feat NinAlexander from FMAB

  14. MahouShonenLuka

    As someone who's hair STUBBORNLY WONT GROW this made me feel physical pain

  15. FullMetal PipSqueak-Mc

    ayyyy lesbian gang pyrocinical , tommyinnit and brain david gilbert

  16. NoCarbonationTM

    please leave my house

  17. Asocial Event

    Ok but he is kinda rocking that bowl cut tho

  18. Asocial Event

    the amount of psychic Damage I took when he cut his hair I'm crying

  19. QuackenInsanity

    No one has ever been more relatable to me than you

  20. Cocacola Garlic

    ive memorized this video as if its a smoch video in 2009 and quote it constantly

  21. asmit317ify

    The scrolling is what sells it so much :D

  22. Adam Taggart

    Number one result for "be your own boss" USfilm search. Good job.

  23. beepain

    9:32 Gayle

  24. Nathan Wiseman72

    Loved the extreme zoom in.

  25. Moiré De la Soga

    Brian with a mullet tail: Guybrush Threepwood is that you?

  26. Andrew Kim

    So that's what happened to Brian's twin that does not exist

  27. JW

    Karen: wheeze

  28. Stephanie Joanne

    I’m so mad I have no idea who this guy is and this was in my recommended and I’m weak to men with long hair and he looked hot so I clicked into it and he made me laugh a whole bunch but then he chopped off his hair which was painful to watch but then some how he still ended the video just as hot as when he started it and it’s 1 am and I’m angry

  29. Paul Trigger

    watched this video like 10x now. Still get the creeps watching this. A masterpiece.

  30. alderaanbabe

    He looks like a British Lin Manuel Miranda

  31. Harsa

    Loki telling hair...stuff to mortals

  32. Mr.Duck1 24

    I aim to be an Astro physicist, but I don’t know if that’s a stable or realistic career choice. What has the world come to.

  33. Thomas Roscher

    Brian going for the mullet *ok Gaston*

  34. MN Webb

    Hey! Those are the same products I use as a NB person

  35. MN Webb

    Today I learned we are the same age have the exact same awful hair and I feel the awful greasy-wavy hair problem

  36. Nate Choe

    Plot twist, this video is really just for a tax write off on his hurdy gurdy.

  37. Vinícius Barbosa

    brian why do you look like projared now?

  38. Ian P

    So two things, one where is full 12 verse version YOU COWARD and also who made you a turquoise HG because i want one.

  39. Dylan Morris

    I am here officially post polygon era

  40. Cleo

    Man Brian's always loved 4/4ths huh?

  41. Erick Schuster de Oliveira

    BRIAN WHY edit: fuck you for still looking good

  42. Finn The Cheese Lord

    this was actually really nice info at some points cuz i have the same hair :)

  43. Gabriel Eltz

    it's been almost a year and i'm still alone in my apartment...

  44. Prinnia Puff

    Honestly the end result looked pretty swanky

  45. ColorCrims0n

    the bowl cut looked good honestly

  46. Mary Penelope

    Bowl-cut Brain looks like Peter Parker from one of those older Spiderman movies

  47. Zelda_gaming fun

    How did they do this with a straight face?

  48. Liar Divine

    9:17 Guybrush Threepwood vibes

  49. J Soyinka

    Dorian Smiles is an anagram for Moralised Sin, Normalises Id, and Seminar Idols

  50. screaming parrot

    Single children: wow that dance is so unimpressive Kids with siblings:oh my gosh there was no hitting or screaming or killing no way!

  51. David Estrada

    The opposite of clickbate

  52. D. Scott

    Who else noticed the jeans moving in the background during 1:19

  53. samysnes

    9:15 I've never seen anyone look so much like the dude from Monkey Island!

  54. Sabret00th

    we are approaching the one year anniversary of this video. why didnt we listen to his warning. why didnt we get good at darts

  55. Yeah Sure Dude

    Dorian is my ex's name, I was wondering what that guy was up to

  56. ArTiC Archer

    the powdered salt and wok for popcorn is great so thanks for making my life better every time I make pop and pep corn

  57. L K

    Ok but Why ..does the mullet actually kind of look good on u....

  58. Aaron

    the link in the description for the original interview is broken, here's a working link:

  59. LJaH

    I lost my depression before watching this video. Thank you for helping me find it.

  60. Jonah Amos Buzzard-Roberts

    Now that Brian isn't with Polygon anymore, he really is his own boss.

  61. Erin Snyder

    brian please i'm shaking and crying

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  63. irogt

    Brian starts to cut his own hair... and there's still over 6 minutes left in the vid? YOU BET YOU ASS I'M WORRRIED. Edit: Aside from the whole terribleness pointed at the end, not the worst result.

  64. SoftCitrus

    Not gonna lie, the music is a bop.

  65. Huncho F Mateus

    he likes playing boardgames, but only with minors.....and without the boardgames.....or consent....not that it matters anyway

  66. Saif Marji

    did you lose your job? you said ur unemployed. im sorry to hear that.

    1. Natasha Avital

      He quit Polygon

  67. Daniel Keeton

    There has been a pretty common bug going on with Adobe's programs ever since Flash got taken down. Might want to reinstall flash to prevent these issues in the future.

  68. KM S

    I refuse to believe that this video was uploaded in 2020, it feels like this video's several years old. I hate it. What is time, where am I, who are you, mom? Mom... Please come pick me up I'm confused by time and existence again.

  69. Willie Mathews

    O my God, I just realized how much Brian looks like Toby Maguire 10:59.

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  71. A Really Useful Engine

    brian is an egg that is gonna hatch any moment

  72. orangesilver8

    Love the Tai Lopez reference at the start. Though it's kind of a generic ad bit. It seemed specifically to include Tai Lopez. The bank account and the car.

  73. K S

    NOT clippers in WET hair

  74. Lily Hayes

    oh my god i got an advert for a become your own boss before this video

  75. TheRuthlessgurl

    Okay Brad Mondo needs to save this man

  76. Sumsatisfaction

    You think you work for this look? Nah baby, you're born with it.

  77. Galev

    The production quality on this is still so impressive

  78. Endercreeper _25

    Little did he know that just a few years later, he would be able to make 10 - 20 thousand a month and move out of that appartment, to center nebraska

  79. dani in a hat

    I am SO GLAD youtube recommended me this video, premeo quality 👌

  80. Apojii Islands

    the bowl came out and i physically yelled "brian NO" because ive seen so many bad bowl cuts and i was afraid for him