I Have a Confession to Make...
This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8
You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me
Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay
Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.
Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.
Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳
The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE
Smores
I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian
I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!
Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry
Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?
Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?
The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂
amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.
Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts
lixian editing this: OKAY I WONT PUT ANYTHING SUPER MEAN IN THE VIDEO BUT I CANT PROMISE THAT WHEN IT COMES TO TEXTING...
mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done
555k likes
mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments
I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys
Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?
Markiplier makes my day
Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.
Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up
review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect
What are Pop Tarts?????
@Fireblxze Ha???
Pop*
Poop tarts are my childhood
Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?
Did anyone else write a list?
Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel
Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"
I fell you
13:21
yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.
@Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD
@Liandre but then you have to make a pie
or just get a pie instead XD
Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?
20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*
Quarantine hit mark so hard
I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.
Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)
look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious
so its not just me
Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂
1:00
That you are John wicks brother 😎
Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?
18:05 mark pog
554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts
i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned
Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)
Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.
Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.
Just give it away
I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused
@Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!
Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.
I eat my toaster pastries frozen.
Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark
mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(
1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(
NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move
his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.
So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada
Mark desserts better
my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...
“You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!
There are no words.
The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂
Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?
Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts
You’re making me hungry. How dare you....
I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p
Iiiiiii
I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean
I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.
Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*
poptarts-
9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow
Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to
Oreos
have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?
19:55 didn't expect this
All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best
I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....
I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.
: ( I like cold poptarts.
I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )
well i come from CE, watch this video anyway
I think he’s gay
Oh great another youtube confession video
Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts
some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video
the video that nearly killed markiplier
10:50 big mood
I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen
I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier
Amazing voice.
15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"
Pop Tarts are the root of all evil
Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing
No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**
26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up
*I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*