I Have a Confession to Make...


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    This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
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    Published on Month ago


    1. Camdyn Dickerson

      Man said there are 4 left in here and it's a 16 pack. Then he said 8. Mark's logic: 16-4=8

    2. Atsuhiro Sako

      You know what I drink 5 pounds of Apple juice per 10 hours you do you I do me

    3. Austin Conrad

      Thought he was going to be gay or something Not that there is anything wrong with being gay

    4. Zara Forsland

      Alternate title: Hiding poptarts from Amy's holy peepers.

    5. Its_Prks

      Man, finally he's coming out to his that he's gay... Wait, nevermind.

    6. Katie Bowdoin

      Mark: People who eat potarts microwaved or cold are heathans. Me, who eats both: 😳

    7. that.one. bookshelf

      The next time i play among us my name is gonna be Marks poptart if it'll fit. I SWEAR IT ON MY LIIFEE

    8. TheKoreyVolcom


    9. Pengu

      I thought this was fucking serious until the joke with lixian

    10. Cloud Strife

      I’m a diabetic, and 69 CARBS?!

    11. Philip McDonald

      Cherry is literally the worst fruity flavored poptart there is. Strawberry is one of the best, and so is Wildberry

    12. Tae Kang

      Whats YOUR guy's favourite pop tart flavor?

    13. kentrell lee

      Who keep $500 worth of Pop Tarts a secret?

    14. Kaylee Spooner

      The pause at 16:57 has me cracked up... this is different packaging 😂

    15. waksdm rkdfgvdfm

      amy: you dont need to tell me what everything means what amy is really saying: shut up.

    16. Puk Sørensen

      Mark: poptart better sponser me when this video is done Also Mark: this is garbage, this taste like shit, I dont know how the got you to think this was a good breakfast, This is really bad for you. Also also Mark: eats 84 poptarts

    17. waksdm rkdfgvdfm


    18. waksdm rkdfgvdfm

      mark: burps toaster: AHHHH mark: oh look its done



    20. waksdm rkdfgvdfm

      mark: even if this changes your opinion on me.. everyone: no its gonna change your comments

    21. Mayhem AND Friends

      I think no Ethan + quarantine is getting to him guys

    22. Mr Gore

      Yo Mark you got anymore of the tarts?

    23. Haven Walters

      Markiplier makes my day

    24. fluffipinkbunnies

      Poptarts are cookies and no one can tell me otherwise.

    25. Fireblxze

      Looking at your vid reminded me of TheActMan and i went to watch him and im now a fan of TheActMan all because i saw mark close up

    26. Momo Yuki

      review the video Its not true Sry mark 😃 you still have my love and respect

    27. puppetmasterin

      What are Pop Tarts?????

      1. puppetmasterin

        @Fireblxze Ha???

      2. Fireblxze


      3. Fireblxze

        Poop tarts are my childhood

    28. MotorMatt

      Mark? Has reviewing food finally broken you?

    29. Larissa Wu

      Did anyone else write a list?

    30. toxiclunch

      Frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Toaster Strudel

    31. Julianna Venisce Perez

      Oh my lord theres so much poptart boxes ;-;"

    32. Roman Sanchez

      I fell you

    33. Kars Aja


    34. Vomer Conch

      yeh but pop tarts are supposed to be like pie-ish things and pies aren’t frosted so if you wanna have a pie for breakfast get the unfrosted ones.

      1. Liandre

        @Vomer Conch you can just buy pie's XD its probably not the same than making them yourself but according to markiplier everything is better than pop tarts. they dont do those in my country so i dont know how bad they must be. But theres alot of unhealthy food anyway so idc XD

      2. Vomer Conch

        @Liandre but then you have to make a pie

      3. Liandre

        or just get a pie instead XD

    35. Cody Mendola

      Keanu Reeves.. anybody else or just me?

    36. Charles Moreland

      20:21 😂😂 *then cRaZy gOod!*

    37. Unbelievable Bravo

      Quarantine hit mark so hard

    38. The Chief

      I don't like chacolate anything because it's usually all cheap very overrated flavor.

    39. Nicole L

      Even Mooorrrreee unhinged........ (notice the same shirt as Del Monte video) STOP...get some help ( jk everyone)

    40. Zack Grech

      look at 3:28 😂😂😂😂his face is hilarious

    41. beefunny247

      so its not just me

    42. Fireball Flamingo

      Yah! Yah! Yah! (Whip sounds) 😂😂😂

    43. William Gabriel


    44. kerptic

      That you are John wicks brother 😎

    45. Baboonballs

      Mark. What did you do with all the extra Pop-Tarts?

    46. What the fuck is love?

      18:05 mark pog

    47. B1x

      554k people love cinnamon roll pop tarts

    48. Maya

      i love how mark has learned that his fans will watch a 33 min video about poptarts with a 5 minute intro and its just not questioned

    49. Taylormade Chaotic

      Also, I've never actually toasted a Poptart :)

    50. Taylormade Chaotic

      Evan knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he bought all those Poptarts.

    51. Smol Emo Bean

      Fun little story! So my dad used to eat PopTarts a lot when he was in college because his brother was so hyper that they never got sugary treats. He was a diehard, we're talking a couple PopTarts per day, but then one day he screwed up. He had this janky toaster that he bought for himself and would launch food out, but he didn't see the harm for a PopTart cause hey! It's just a worse strudel, right? And when it launched, it landed icing down aaaaand he had to go to the hospital for the burns. Idk, he repeats it a lot so it's funny to him and embedded in my brain by now man.

    52. Drips Forever

      Just give it away

    53. Eucis93

      I’m finnish and trying so hard to understand what poptarts are. Is it bread? Is it a cookie? I’m so confused

      1. Eucis93

        @Kim Eye that sounds gross. Thank you!

      2. Kim Eye

        Closer to a cookie texture than bread, but not even a good cookie. Very dry, and then the filling is like the sweetest most "fake fruit" flavored jam you can imagine.

    54. Celestial System

      I eat my toaster pastries frozen.

    55. CynicSaad

      Ayyy now I'm not sad for not being allowed pop tarts thanks Mark

    56. Ronnie-Lee Flynn

      mark dont complain because you love pop tarts >>>>>>>>>>>>:(

    57. Ronnie-Lee Flynn

      1: mark has been eating to mutch 2: MARK IS EATING THATS AGAINST HIS DIAT EAT AIR NOW MARK >:(

    58. JustBobby

      NAAAHHHHH unfrosted strawberry is the move

    59. Jordan Fleming

      his math was off. the number of poptarts that he calculated shouldve been multiplied by 2. there are 2 poptarts per foil package.

    60. TheRisingHero

      So fun fact that I just found out is wild berry pop tarts are called crazy berry here in Canada

    61. KidKaster KK

      Mark desserts better

    62. A Different Channel

      my toaster doesn't have the word toast in it...

    63. Amy The wolf

      “You guys won’t tell anyone about this right?” The five million of us: Yep! We won’t tell a soul!

    64. Terry Stover-Dodrill

      There are no words.

    65. Kyan Cuarte

      The editing of this video is Top Tier. 😂😂😂

    66. Rebel1121

      Didn't Poptarts almost kill you earlier in the year?

    67. John Roland Binamira

      Hes confession is just a fuckton of poptarts

    68. Meeks Animation Studios

      You’re making me hungry. How dare you....

    69. Eye8ball

      I can take like all of those poptarts off of you if you still got some :p

    70. Crèu Cat クル猫


    71. Ellie P.

      I have only ever eaten a pop tart "cold". With all the icing and stuff on top, I thought it would melt into the toaster and that was just a mess I didn't want to get yelled at for or clean

    72. Michael Holmes

      I like how he just insults companies that he wants sponsorships from while using derogatory language and references.

    73. shinytbell10

      Mark: *admits he's been eating Poptarts for 6 months* Me: what's so bad about that? Mark: *reads nutritional facts*

    74. Chibi


    75. Elsa Lööf

      9:24 Me when i've been awake all night and knows it's school tomorrow

    76. Howdy 2 Googl Plex quintillion quadrillion Partner

      Me too my life is terrible to But you Gotta do Life have fun in the process even if it was terrible things in the process to


      have you ever eaten a slightly frozen toaster strudel?

    78. Gabriel C

      19:55 didn't expect this

    79. Maddie Lou

      All I have to say is cherry is NOT the best

    80. Mandi Divine

      I'm still confused as to why you have so many poptarts.. holy sheep.....

    81. Lance Biggers

      I feelso bad for you mark, but hey you made it thorugh.

    82. Skullboy707

      : ( I like cold poptarts.

    83. Tangle Hamain

      I eat them raw! >:3 ( aka I do not heat them up! *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!* )

    84. Pudlik Madafaka

      well i come from CE, watch this video anyway

    85. NuggetOJ

      I think he’s gay

    86. ————

      Oh great another youtube confession video

    87. Tony Girgis

      Markiplier: Trashes Poptarts for being unhealthy and mediocre for the entire video Also Markiplier: Asks for sponsorship from Poptarts

    88. sonof sky

      some serious walter white vibes at the start of the video

    89. Olivia Blake

      the video that nearly killed markiplier

    90. Just a weeb

      10:50 big mood

    91. Casey Bemis

      I’ve never eaten toasted pop tarts 😬 all “raw” or frozen

    92. lifeofdeathgacha

      I hate those thing i hate it is super sweet but it make me sick but have wonder full day markiplier

    93. Mark Jacobson

      Amazing voice.

    94. Zachary Mendoza

      15:31 this is where the blood flow gets clogged and he starts getting all dizzy Me:"First time?"

    95. Kryptos

      Pop Tarts are the root of all evil

    96. Francelys Paña

      Hello non-existing person how ya'll doing

    97. Sam Ryder

      No one: Mark: **cries in too many pop tarts**

    98. SuperIcemxePlushkid

      26:14 it was at that moment he knew......he fuck up

    99. J. W. K.

      *I thought he was going to admit he does his hair with an egg beater*