Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

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    Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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    Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
    Editors: Pedro Freitas, Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi, and Koen Verhagen
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    Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
    #Cheetos #FlaminHotCheetos #ChesterCheeta #Chips #CowFood #FoodScience #FoodTheory #Food #Recipe #Matpat #GameTheory #FilmTheory

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    1. Rosanna Pansino

      Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

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      4. that one guy with the voice

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      5. Xzander Graves

        @that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.

    2. Jahvida Velazquez Gonzalez

      i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it

    3. Eliza Wulf

      There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...

    4. Hy Le

      Cow food is good

    5. Sagan Brisebois

      can we get him to make a corn flake episode?

    6. theFLCLguy

      Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious

    7. Zach Ostroff

      Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!

    8. whoofle

      So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire

    9. I'll pick up those balls for you

      I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored

    10. Nazgûl

      Maybe I am a cow

    11. marivee romero

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    12. Therealfluff 123

      Believe it or not, I never had cheetos

    13. Nick a thicc


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    15. Curly Whrly

      How do you drop out of 4th grade

    16. Hamza Shahzad

      What about cheetos nuddelise

    17. MegaOrwell1984

      I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.

    18. Duck At GameStop


    19. N D

      The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...

    20. The cabinet man


    21. Noah Buie

      I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years

    22. Chris Or cj

      I don’t like Cheetos.

    23. Beastymc

      sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

    24. rgoidel

      As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

    25. quelorepario

      30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

    26. kk kp

      I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

    27. Lacey Fisher

      The crunchy ones are better!

    28. ...........

      CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

    29. Cooper Riley


    30. Cooper Riley


    31. Ezee Posse TV

      A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

    32. T-RexXD225

      *continues to eat cheetos*

    33. Caboose Productionz

      I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

    34. Big Giraffe

      Nani 5:45

    35. Big Giraffe

      Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

    36. Queen puppy & King kitty

      Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

      1. Queen puppy & King kitty

        But great job on the vid!!

    37. Lindsay Wiz

      Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

    38. Danielle

      Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

    39. SuperFireTurtle14

      Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....

    40. Mia Genevieve Lefebvre

      they did make a mac and cheetos

    41. Master Assassin

      IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

    42. Sunny Days

      sure love Cheetos

    43. Thommy Jacksona

      Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

    44. PhantomProductions

      heck even cheetos sushi

    45. Hailee Seabolt

      Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

    46. Shelbi Wallace-Nunery

      Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

    47. Sam Hudson

      Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

    48. Sam Hudson

      We are the cattle that the powerful need

    49. Gasper Englemann

      The thoughtful break curiosly mate because brick comparably belong than a nondescript bakery. instinctive, spurious advantage

    50. Amanda Bruce

      ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

    51. pastelsnail

      I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

    52. JV _

      "Subway bread is cake" Understandable "Pizza with more toppings weigh less" Ok, a little weird tho "Cheetos is cow food" *rethinks life*

      1. JAM Martinez

        Just another day with MatPat

      2. pastelsnail

        Lol same

    53. Davin Pajuelo

      This has to be the most American moment

    54. AWCY?

      So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

    55. a a

      chetos eat mor food

    56. Mac Turner

      Don cheetle. Lol.

    57. HudsonIron

      "Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

    58. Epic Gamer

      Mortal you dare call me a cow...

    59. Chloe S

      So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

    60. ryder russell

      4:46 look again a bfdi asset

    61. ryder russell

      1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it

    62. Wabash15

      Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.

    63. Midtoker Marius

      Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type

    64. Krappy Kaleb

      Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*

    65. Liam De La Portilla

      but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard

    66. ouistleplays

      it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one

    67. Tim Stoffers


    68. Brovo 01

      Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough

    69. Ross Hoover

      the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi

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    71. Conrad Davis

      w h a t ? ? ?

    72. PermaFrost

      What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*

    73. Joy Brock

      There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.

    74. Joy Brock

      I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂

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    76. Franklin Treadwell

      you would think the cheto maskot would be a cow right or am i just werid

    77. Cale Speight

      That's why it tasted like carboard

    78. TheDarkKnightYT

      is it weird I'm eating hot Cheetos right now

    79. Polli Gonn

      Are Wotsits and Cheetos the same thing? Except for the fact that Wotsits are C H O N K Y

    80. 死神_vivaan

      fun fact lobsters were so used they were known as the cockroaches of the sea and served in prison

    81. Candyvulture

      Are cheetos the american version of wotsits or different?

    82. Cillian Lennon

      You have a wife! 😡

    83. Gard Helgeland-Rossavik

      i understand what you are saying but to me it would make more sense internationally if the product type was to become a proper fine dinning ingredient then the brand

    84. Jesse Statler

      The cow should be their mascot., not some cheetah.

    85. aldo plays roblox

      I eat live cow food

    86. René M

      love the snack food for idiots. nearly choked on my Diet Coke when I heard it

    87. Edward Lee Miller

      I'm surprised MatPat didn't mention Ramen. How it's 12 cents a pack at the grocery store, but a single serving can set you back $7-$10 when purchased from a street vendor in Japan.

    88. Megan Campbell

      The Adams Corporation (sing to Hamilton’s “The Adams Administration) How do cheese puffs, a byproduct, Accident of cow feed machines Fried up with some salty sheen Become so popular with us And gain a reputation WELCOME FOLKS, TO THE ADAMS CORPORATION

    89. rased rasel

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    90. jordan yuen

      I think to make an expensive, high end cheeto, they're going to have to use the most expensive and most organic ingredients. But even if the ingredients are organic, it's not going to be expensive to make. Maybe the process of making a cheeto has to be more refined? I don't know

    91. FudgeMonkeyz69

      C H E E T O xQcL

    92. Ash Carso

      im wondering then... do they just give you a packet of cheetle for the chetos mac and cheese?

    93. Why Ohhh

      I hope they don’t become super fancy because I don’t want to pay 200$ for a bag of Cheetos. XD

    94. memes and balls

      I hate cheese puffs any ways

    95. Itz Josiah

      I tried a burger with hot Cheetos and can confirm is delicious

    96. Ashley Grant

      B.F.D.I. mouths at 1:15 and 4:47

    97. Big X

      Guess I'm a cow

    98. James Holman

      Me now: asking my mom to eat some season salt My mom now: Why would you eat an ingredient My future child: can I eat some Cheetos Future me: Why would you eat an ingredient

    99. Isaac Prin

      Who else knew of cheetles from Ned's Declassified? Episode: Vice Principals.

      1. Marshmallow

        Me I might be lying...