Hamlet 2: A Matty's Patty's Tale | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | EP 12

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    TODAY IS THE DAY MY BEAUTIFUL FREAKS ITS THE SEASON FINALE OF JUST A DASH!!!!! WE DID IT!!! WE MADE A SHOW AND YOU GUYS MY FANS FOLLOWERS LIKERS WATCHERS SHARERS SUBBYS THUMBS UPS LIKED IT LOVED IT AND MAYBE EVEN SOME HATED IT AND THATS OK! I REALLY WANT TO LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! I MADE THIS SHOW NOT KNOWING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND I MADE THIS SHOW WITH MY FRIENDS AND WE DID THE BEST WE COULD AND NOW WE GET TO MAKE A NEW SEASON AND MAKE IT BIGGER AND BETTER THAN THE FIRST AND I PROMISE ITLL BE EVEN BETTER BUT THIS SHOW IS THE BEST COOKING SHOW EVER MADE AND THATS BECAUSE WE MADE IT FOR YOU BY FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! THANK YOU TORT! THANK YOU MICHELLE! THANK YOU CAMERA BEN! THANK YOU FUCKIN SOUNDGUY! AND A HUGE THANK YOU TO JOSH AND EVERYONE APPLESTONE MEAT YOU WILL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART FOR BELIEVING AND BEING MY FIRST EVER SPONSOR THANK YOU! SEASON TWO OF JUST A DASH WILL AIR IN MAY! UNTIL THEN GO WATCH @benny blanco AND MY NEW SHOW EAT OUT AMERICA! MARCH 9! ON HIS USfilm CHANNEL! I LOVE ALL YALL SO MUCH!!!!!
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    MATTY'S PATTY'S RECIPE
    INGREDIENTS:
    1 1/2 lbs medium ground beef
    1 cup yellow mustard
    1/2 cup mayonnaise
    1/2 cup ketchup
    2 tbsp diced pickle
    1/2 cup diced white onion
    8 slices American cheese
    4 Martin’s Potato rolls, toasted

    DIRECTIONS:
    1. Divide meat into 8 equal portions. Roll each portion into a ball. Place in refrigerator for a minimum of 30 minutes.
    2. Meanwhile make Matty’s Patty’s sauce by mixing mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, pickles, and onion in a bowl
    3. Heat a cast-iron pan over medium-high. Place two meatballs in the pan. Immediately flatten using a hamburger press or metal spatula to form two thin patties. Season patties with salt and pepper. Cook patties until brown, about 30 seconds per side. Place one piece of cheese on each patty.
    4. Place one patty on the bottom bun, spoon sauce over patty then layer on the second patty and top bun. Repeat with the remaining ingredients.
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    Applestone Meat Company shops are open 24/7 and sell fresh cut meat from vending machines. All of the meat is sourced from whole animals raised without added hormones or antibiotics by farmers who are committed to their well-being. Find Applestone stores in Stone Ridge and Hudson, New York. More info here: applestonemeat.com/
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    Published on 9 months ago

    Comments

    1. Cassie Guernsey

      I got heart disease watching this

    2. Efren Cardoso

      Love Matty, and this cooking show. Keeps me sane.

    3. BrocktheTaco S

      Matty is by far my favorite chef/person-in-media right now. Can't stop watching these videos.

    4. Cameron Jinks

      Jesus. WARNING. Dont watch to the end, you arent going to leave hungry if u do. Once the burger is done, fly away! With great haste!

    5. craig cas

      This is why I subscribed to you Matty, you make me laugh and hungry.

    6. satanbong

      Matty has no belly button

    7. NOMAD CrossFit

      I come back just to watch the belly shake. Legend has it, the belly is still shaking to this day ✌️

    8. Jesse Odum

      My birthday is February 8th and reason I'm late on these vids is cause i was blind. Has surgery xD

    9. philodoxable

      This gave me mad tim and Eric vibes. Pitzman’s mustard y’all. Also parts and labour was the best basement hiphop scene in Toronto. Love you matty.

    10. joee4352

      Genius!

    11. Varzen Dralmort

      Here is time for troll mockery: you are not adequate at the tasks you attempt You have been powned 1000% get wrecked like goat cart ha ha (but really, great job. Love the brazen, honest enthusiasm you radiate)

    12. Drayg0

      I thought I was watching Tim's Kitchen Tips for a minute

    13. Stan Giles

      You had me at belly

    14. ChefBoroDodi

      Feb 7th is my bday!!!!

    15. Tom W

      If you guys like this show. I can almost guarantee you will like sam the cooking guy. Same chill vibes

    16. lucas sames

      "whose the asshole? Me....Again...." same bro. same...

    17. Joshua gough

      alternative title: the fall of J.a.D

    18. coplini

      more swearing and tatts please

    19. Smitty Smith

      Who else is watching from Ridgeway/Fort Erie?! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW👩‍🎤

    20. Groot

      Congrats, Mattie patty sauce you just reinvented thousand island dressing with mustard.

    21. Saleema

      I can’t imagine anyone saying anything bad about Matty lol. He is the epitome of AHHWWESOMEEE

      1. TheRielAB 956

        I don’t know how anyone can dislike these videos. Bunch of lames 😆

    22. Fed Agent

      I attempt to replicate your Thanksgiving carrot dish every year, Mr. Matheson, and it's always the first dish to be violently flung at the wall.

    23. Femarie Sabado

      Even the description is screaming 😂

    24. hibou647

      mayonnaise has mustard in it, so it is more than 50% mustard, ha!

    25. Enrique Ruiz

      Matty spent like 5 minutes talking about mixing mustard, mayo and ketchup together and I'm here for it

    26. Diego C

      whats the intro song?

    27. SpaceNate

      I wish I had a meat grinder...

    28. eyeyoosh

      bro im fried as fuck and 3:20 made me lose my fucking shittt

    29. Ray Aviles

      His belly had good movement.

    30. Flaming Gorilla

      Ur missing bacon I'm disappointed

    31. Rhino

      Matty, you got me through some hard times watching your weird ways, buddy. Thanks and keep up the great cooking and weirdness

    32. davisx2002

      dude is off the the fucking chain...probably wont live past 40 but what the hell he seems to be having a good time.

    33. Zack Limmiatis

      How does this man not have 1mil subs

    34. Chris Fisher

      Matty's party's sauce is more than amazing! Thank you Matty so much for this!

    35. Bryant Cox

      Do you ever sit on your incense holder?

    36. Bryant Cox

      What a trash sauce brother. Add some worcestershire sauce or some celery salt or both. Something!

    37. Bent Wookie

      Huh, I always thought that the poor lady he makes clean up after him was his wife.

    38. Dianna Dineen

      the BEST cooking show ever! Using your sauce tonight!

    39. Eating With Aldene

      LMAO this is the funniest shit ever

    40. minorGroove9

      My god, the music

    41. ASH *

      Thank you for this show. It is my all time favorite cooking show.... ever.... of all time!!!!!

    42. アルモニカ

      He looks like a thumb with hat in the thumbnail

      1. alexissomas92

        hahahaha stop... usfilm.info/fire/ZNquo2aop851yr4/video.html this bread is life.

    43. Phillip Miller

      FFS just put the mic on the rim of his hat.

    44. Mitchell Lewer

      I pre-ordered my Matty's Patty. Can't wait to devour this on Friday!

    45. Stefan Domagalski

      Matty- ferret breeder Trish- earplug tester Fucking beautiful!

    46. Isaiah montalvo

      So, he just ate an ENTIRE box of chocolates at the end. His Crew: I thought those were for all of us...

    47. squidy1298

      This video made me love Matty Matheson. I've watched it at least 20 times. There's not enough of him for this world.

    48. David Koter

      Anyone know what song is playing at 18:05??

    49. o0Kifa0o

      Lettice or gtfo

    50. Christopher Jeffs

      This is the best show on USfilm. Matty is going to single-handedly save me from holiday season oblivion.

    51. Anti Decepticon

      CLIP THE MIC TO HIS HAT OR MAKE HIM WEAR A JOGGERS HELMET LIGHT JOCKSTRAP THING

    52. Steve Pasquale

      The thing he said about washing his hands when he was cooked. Same bro..same

    53. Charles M.

      Maaan this was funny.

    54. PlanetXResearcher

      I thought I could improve the the sauce by doing 33% of everything.... My kitchen blew up💥

    55. Just Passing Thru.

      Freaking Hillarious. I got fat from the Aroma itself. Like a Fart in church, it ain't me. 💋🤙😄 Chicago here checking in.

    56. MrWilberbeast1

      More borger.

    57. Quinton Rodriguez

      Why is matty low key mad the whole time

    58. Joshua Quijada

      I just hope to find someone who finds my belly as amusing as camera B Edit: Martin’s bread is some of the best available PS: that sauce is everything I’ve ever really wanted

    59. M Cirigliano

      I officially love this guy!! Fucking crying luaghing when he was mixing the sauce. This crew is my kind of people. Keep it going man. Amazing food and awesome vibes!

    60. TrailGagers

      Matty Matheson has reinvented the way a cooking show is filmed. I hope know one else tries to do it like this. Matty could not be replaced by any one funnier for this role.

    61. Tyler And Leah Canadian

      This burger is actually so good guys u gotta add some worcheshire sauce to the sauce tho ;)

    62. Shane Grithorn

      Strong resemblance to the Steve Harvey I don't want to do this anymore video in this one

    63. Sindy Richelle

      I never comment. Ever. But everyone needs to know. This is the best cooking show I've ever seen.

    64. Victor Glimskog

      Made this just now and, yes, this is the sauce.

    65. Carter Silcox

      “It’s not good chocolate”😂😂

    66. 3cs3hs

      8:30 so true, when i used to do a lot of heroin i used to love to scald my hands under hot water. It's a weird relief like scratching mosquito bites

    67. Wallys World

      You know, I never actually thought I’d care for smash patties but after trying them at his pop up shop in Toronto, they’re all I want now

    68. Norbit CleaverHook

      Bam is looking healthier.

    69. Dizzy Spell

      OMG WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOO

    70. A. D.

      I was barely holding it together, but lost my shit at "that one had marshmallow in it"

    71. Isaac O

      Matty is awesome. But I literally made this sauce when i was 8 or 9....same ratio. And I'm pretty sure most 8 or 9 year olds have made it. It's all good Matty. Even Babe Ruth struck out once in awhile.

    72. Scott Brady

      focus here on the smashburger, itself! ...matty's disrespect of cheese and condiment coatings here, is by design. the man is flawless, in the kitchen.

    73. George_Mikael

      Smash burgers are the only burgers I will make

    74. kingsfool

      Anyone know what piece of music is playing from around 12-13 minute mark?

    75. Christopher Park

      Where did he get that shirt?? I must have

    76. Tim Porter

      Bread and butter or dill pickles?

    77. 843brandons

      The best part of this is a 4 part sauce being put together next to a $500 Kramer knife.

    78. Nikee Andrade

      Dude🤣🤣🤣

    79. Nikee Andrade

      Yummy🤤

    80. Saeward Loveless

      I love you fuck your amazing! !! Your the best.

    81. Const G

      And now he's selling these in Toronto!! Amazing!

    82. O obscurancy

      16:08

    83. Tito Zarate

      My mom bday is February 7 like u matty

    84. Elizabeth Seiden

      Hi Marty! Amazing video! I’m trying to make this tonight!😎😻🎄🌹🍕🍕🥐🥐🍫🍿🌮🌮🥘🍿🥨🍍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍓🍉🔥🔥🔥🔥

    85. z c

      BEST. EPISODE.

    86. Alaina Christine

      I always put 50% mustard 25% ketchup and Mayo on my borgs only Bc I love mustard :x

    87. brvihu

      OH MY GOD WHAT MOVIE IS THE OPENING SONG IN? WHAT IS IT CALLED?

    88. LUNCH BOX

      people who put mustard on burgers are the worst of the worst.

    89. Soroush Yaqubi

      yea we thought matty’s patties was supposed to be plural but turns out nah

    90. Wayne Lyles

      It must be tough at the top.but it's a bitch at the bottom..😚

    91. HereticCowboy

      truffle shuffle

    92. Kristian Sandsmark

      'i'm a troll and i approve of this video.

    93. Box Rec

      I know it's late but Matty needs a dedicated belly cam that shit was hilarious lmao

    94. PMP

      You look like Marge after a make-up shotgun to the face.

    95. David Reinhard

      Matty dresses way too conservatively. Like come on, spice up your look a bit my dude.

    96. sabinebdx2

      I love you so much Matty!!! Merci!

    97. Adam Schlinker

      I like your tattoo.

      1. PMP

        Which one? Or just the whole mess?

    98. Samet Okutan

      If Apocalypse Now was a cooking show

    99. Jc C

      I thought i was the only one who would wash the fuck outta my hands when i was fucked up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so im not alone matty

    100. Rowan Miller

      I watched this while eat imported ramen