Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!


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    We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
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    Published on 14 days ago


    1. nekotato chan

      "a couple- Me:OMGOMGOMGOMG of guys"

    2. Just A Person

      Phils orchid!!! Has flowers!!!! He kept it alive!!!

    3. h0pl3s5 h34rt5

      currently thinking about how there could be someone who finds dan and phil through this video

    4. Fatima Lalla

      My parental figures have arrived.

    5. Fatima Lalla

      "sugar freak" sounded like a pet nameeeee

    6. Fatima Lalla


    7. Bobbi

      Imma start saying Licwore now

    8. WackySami

      Can’t tell if Phill said Sorry to the Camera for kicking it or if he apologized to us for the shake

    9. Madison Coleslaw

      I feel like I’m the .001% of strippers who watched this

    10. Evan Benjamin

      honestly i want the cube just so i can say i have the cube™️

    11. Ele Eline

      Omg even the music is so comforting

    12. Xtheno 123

      Do these two date

    13. Argenteoque Carpento

      0:44 JOJO DNDND

    14. breanna marissa

      shoutout to all my fellow phannies who subscribed in 7th grade and are now full fledged adults

    15. Becca Seymour

      Love you both so much

    16. Nasya Jacobs

      Dear Daniel Howell, Your smile made me cry tears of true joy. How dare you? Sincerely, Nasya A. Jacobs

    17. maraschino

      and after 4 years im back on my bullshit, hello you two

    18. Seapancakx

      "he likes the pain" PHIL WHAT-

    19. Galaxy S10

      Are Dan and Phil a couple?

      1. XRosemarieX XHathawayX

        Don’t think so just think they are best friends

    20. Candle Lynx

      I missed them so much 😭🥺 i used to watch all your videos when i was 14

    21. Taylor Duerr

      this video is reminding me of the 3 minute intros to dan and phil game of the times we live in

    22. Tasia Carll

      Oh my gosh I feel 14 again

    23. xLucy9596x

      Ugh I missed Dan like no one can imagine. Seeing both of them together takes me back to freshman dorm room, and I feel warm again

    24. Lesqie

      Oh you’re back. Cool.

    25. Tabatha O

      I just found out that after six years my sense of humor is exactly the same.

    26. Aleah A.

      Phil at 4:32 😳

    27. I Have No Life

      The horror of gaining the knowledge that Minion Yaoi exists in the world is the same exact feeling of seeing the results when you look up Woody x Buzz or Lightning McQueen x Mater and actually getting fanfiction.

    28. Lucy Corley

      Anyone else remember A-M-A-Z-I-N-G Amazing Phil Comment like subscribe and rate, you know the drill...

    29. Lizet Tovar

      this is so weird I’m an adult now

    30. magiccereal

      I can't express the feelings of safety and comfort I get while watching these two. They got me through being a depressed high schooler and now they've come back to get me through being a (significantly less depressed) college student

    31. Grace

      I miss them so much it hurts

    32. Kelsey Simmons

      we gonna ignore that phil said "b*tch"

    33. Lilly Beatty

      that's not a maple leaf-

    34. Nathan R

      Me and like 20 other kids in my year got detention a week ago cause the full one actual headmaster (principal) decided to walk in whilst we were playing

    35. Letícia S

      i love this duo damn

    36. ye, it's me, bitch

      Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

    37. Stephen Wilkinson

      I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

    38. Laynee G.

      this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

    39. nieooj gotoy

      something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

    40. gay4chuu

      yeah phil is a loonarmy

    41. Kady Leigh

      Ive missed this

    42. Toni Moore

      Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

    43. Crabby

      They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

      1. nieooj gotoy

        this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

    44. Lisa-Marie Gebhart

      Germany forgives you

    45. artcutie1995

      Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

    46. Grandpa Lis

      i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

    47. limefruit

      8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

    48. Natalia Gasson

      Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

    49. esme

      god i missed them

    50. Lotem Thacker


    51. Karime Mtz.

      Very cute sloth :)

    52. Totty the Twink

      I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

    53. kitty

      i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

    54. Madeline Greenwood

      Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

    55. Radelaid

      the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

    56. Themagicalmiss

      Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

    57. analyce

      this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

    58. phil's dead houseplants

      they put up with so much shit from us omg

    59. Layne Brock

      Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

    60. diahri

      How I miss hearing dan's laugh

    61. Aimee BLM

      That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

    62. Em Ison


    63. asioe kiou

      unfollowed him.

      1. epiphany


    64. Smol Beans

      I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

    65. milkymalk

      I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

    66. Zaphara Shion

      The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

      1. asioe kiou

        was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

    67. Xime Lozada


    68. Dayana Ricardo

      Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

    69. Rosemary

      Man, I fucking missed this

    70. abi melendez

      i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

    71. Julieta A.

      we want this. we need this

    72. Gigi


    73. Kara Solis

      Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

    74. ANTØ Alvarez

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

    75. curposio

      The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

    76. Julia Hallenbeck

      Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

    77. SH x Holistic

      a definite blast from the past

    78. Angie’s ChaosCorner

      this is a present likeee aaaah

    79. cristina torrealba fredes

      i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

    80. Poppy Hazeldine


      1. Ella Elliott

        Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

    81. Pagan

      was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

    82. Rachel From Staples

      Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

    83. Blaze The Biz

      PINOF 11

      1. Ella Elliott

        I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

    84. Dear Fawn

      In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

    85. ela ulaga

      Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

    86. Lola Fendetti

      I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

    87. Eve Smith

      We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts

    88. Nube rosa


    89. KingEhrys98

      My uncles are back.

    90. Lan Dewell


    91. 闇風- YamiKaze

      This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

    92. sea bass

      Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

    93. Cheyanne Cortez

      Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

    94. Q

      My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

    95. giulia

      "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

    96. Dan Hurt

      I wanna win *~cube~*

    97. Thalia Arias

      I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

    98. Kathy Johnson

      "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

    99. Kay Austin

      I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful

    100. seeni gzty

      “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done